Nearsighted Parodist

from usa today?s less-than-funny pop candy article on spoof pilots: nearsighted parodist - before fans recognized ?weird al? yankovic for his clever song parodies, his family and friends just knew him as al, the kinda odd guy who needs to see an optometrist. part musical, part documentary, this show sheds light on yankovic?s imperfect sight ?and phenomenal artistic vision. viewers will be riveted as yankovic inserts contact lenses without a mirror, organizes an all-star ?bifocals rock!? benefit and runs into Eminem on the street - but, because he?s not wearing glasses, just sees him as a pale, blurry blob. well, that?s nice, but maybe they forgot all about al?s lasik surgery back in 1997? and ?b-list?? ?fading, less-than-perfect celebrities?? obviously they have al confused with cars...