Does Eating Sponge Bob Cheese-It Crackers Make You Gay?

saw some sponge bob cheez-it crackers at the grocery store last night. i was going to get them but then i thought, what if people see them in my cart and think that i am gay (not that there is anything wrong with that). so i selected the regular cheez-it crackers instead, but then i thought, i wonder if people will think since i am still supporting the cheez-it company by buying this regular box of cheez-it crackers even though they make a sponge bob cheese-it cracker that so blatantly tries to make everyone gay that eats them. and i also had to ask myself will the cheez-it crackers make me mispell the word cheese or even other words for the rest of my life? (diversionz) and then i asked me, in my head, when they have meetings at the cheez-it company, do they have a big board room with a b...