Turning on the TV

wonkette is going to cover the democratic convention for mtv. one question lingers: is ana marie’s name avant-garde enough to connect with mtv acolytes? “no. i’m not even, like, tabitha or serena,” she told us yesterday. “i am totally old for them. i can’t be sway but maybe i could be lean, or listing, or an archangel to compete with gideon. or i could use my porn star name, my childhood pet and street names: muffin witchwood.” over to you, muffin. she elaborates: the concern about my being too old for mtv is real, though i try to keep up with what the young people are into. i understand that this band “the outkast” sells a lot of phonograph records. and i look forward to meeting the star of “punk-ed,” ashley kutcher, ...