Dean Calls Republicans Fat, Ugly -- Satire By Andy Borowitz

apologizes for omitting insults from recent tirade democratic national committee chairman Howard Dean apologized today for calling republicans “pretty much a white, christian party,” saying that he failed to mention that they were “fat and ugly” as well. dr. Dean offered the clarification at a press conference at the dnc headquarters in washington, d.c., telling reporters, “any characterization of republicans as white and christian is unfair, since it totally omits the fact that they are pretty much the party of the fat and the ugly, too.” the notoriously outspoken dnc chief immediately drew the ire of leading republicans who objected to his characterization of republicans as predominantly white, christian, fat and ugly. senate majority leader bill frist (r-tenn) lashed out at dr. Dean...